After falling down a mine hole and losing his memory, Martin happened upon a cave of wonders, which contained the decaying remains of an old podcast. Dusting them off, he brought them to the surface for a decent internet burial. Also: casual racism, cucumber confusion and everyone remembering why they stopped doing news items in the first place. Warning: Gerbils.
Halfway down the stairs is a stair where I sit,
There isn’t any other stair quite like this.
I’m not at the bottom,
I’m not at the top,
So this is the stair where I always stop.
Also Tom goes mental, Dill barks, Lisa loves the Olympics and Andy kisses the wishing hat and turns into a bee. Here’s a link to that Brunching Shuttlecock’s Bjork song: http://brunching.com/audio/bjorksong.mp3.
Warning: Vapours.
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![Martin didn’t realise that there wasn’t a podcast before the Edinburgh Fringe, so here are some plugs for the shows that he and the rest of the gang are going to see. These are: Michael Legge: What a Shame, 15:30, 3rd – 26th August (Not 13th), The Stand 2. Bad Musical, 17:00, 1st – 27th August (Not 13th), Gilded Balloon. Andrew J Lederer, Various shows. Find them at http://freefringeforum.org/programme.php Molly Wobbly’s Tit Factory, 16:45, 1st – 26th August (Not 14th or 21st) The Assembly Rooms. Dab and Tench: How to Be us, 19:45, 5th – 10th August, Amarone Restaurant. Subscribe: […]](https://thegents.martinwolfenden.com/wp-content/uploads/Fringe_logo_Yellowbird_RGB-200x120.jpg "Episode 102a – Fringe Plugs"){kind=logo}
Martin didn’t realise that there wasn’t a podcast before the Edinburgh Fringe, so here are some plugs for the shows that he and the rest of the gang are going to see.
These are:
Michael Legge: What a Shame, 15:30, 3rd – 26th August (Not 13th), The Stand 2.
Bad Musical, 17:00, 1st – 27th August (Not 13th), Gilded Balloon.
Andrew J Lederer, Various shows. Find them at http://freefringeforum.org/programme.php
Molly Wobbly’s Tit Factory, 16:45, 1st – 26th August (Not 14th or 21st) The Assembly Rooms.
Dab and Tench: How to Be us, 19:45, 5th – 10th August, Amarone Restaurant.
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Grip the arms of your chair, send the butler to his mothers and haul the urchin from the chimney. Because in episode one hundred and two of the only podcast officially not officially sanctioned by Darth Coe and the IOC: Andy and Lisa pimp Dill to Japanese business men, Tom smacks a sound board with his magic finger and Martin tells us about a dream in which he is embedded in Tom Daly. All in your free Gentleman’s Review.
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In this episode: Martin, Lisa, Andy and Tom reinstate the old news based format of the podcast to surprisingly good effect. Topics include a dead fat pig, an ark floating down the Thames and Martin gives us another rundown of an NCIS episode. All in your 0p Gentleman’s Review.
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It’s taken them four years to reach one hundred episodes and the deluded simpletons believe that this is some kind of achievement. Collings and Herrin who began at the same time as them, had done 167 episodes by the time they melted down and went up China last year. This makes celebrating a hundred episodes futile. But you have to let them have fun or they bite cats and violently fuck park benches. Warning: Spunk
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In this episode Martin and Andy sharpen their guillotines to take on pro-monarchists Tom and Lisa in an argument to the death. Warning: This podcasts contains scenes which some listeners may find erotic.
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After a long fight against the Manboobians the team get back together to badly review three year old films, eat cheap ice cream and generally tit about. Warning: Smells.
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While looking through their uncle’s old desk: Andy, Lisa and Martin find a mysterious document, linking them to the end of the world. They also discuss Andy’s uncanny ability to hide in plain sight, the Victorians and the horrors of Google Plus. Warning: Nipply
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Tom has been summoned to Scotland to destroy the last remnants of the rebel alliance. Meanwhile Lisa, Andy and Martin work on a new super weapon known as the Deathstar. Also, they chat about molesting rodents and continue their review of French biscuits. All in your entertainment packed bum.
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In an attempt to court the arts, the gang (without Lisa who was poorly) invite infamous actors Barry Dab and Jamie Tench onto the show. Much to the annoyance of Andy, who was once felt up on a tube train by them, in both directions. Warning: Glands.
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![Kyle explains that in the near future an artificial intelligence network called Skynet will become self-aware and initiate a nuclear holocaust of mankind. Sarah’s yet-unborn son John will rally the survivors and lead a resistance movement against Skynet and its army of machines. With the Resistance on the verge of victory, Skynet has sent a Terminator back in time to kill Sarah before John can be born. The Terminator is an emotionless and efficient killing machine with a powerful metal endoskeleton, but with an external layer of living tissue that makes it resemble a human being. Also the team discuss […]](https://thegents.martinwolfenden.com/wp-content/uploads/macgyver_movie-copia-200x120.jpg "Episode 94 – Hermit")
Kyle explains that in the near future an artificial intelligence network called Skynet will become self-aware and initiate a nuclear holocaust of mankind. Sarah’s yet-unborn son John will rally the survivors and lead a resistance movement against Skynet and its army of machines. With the Resistance on the verge of victory, Skynet has sent a Terminator back in time to kill Sarah before John can be born. The Terminator is an emotionless and efficient killing machine with a powerful metal endoskeleton, but with an external layer of living tissue that makes it resemble a human being. Also the team discuss bad soundtrack recordings, favourite holiday resorts and continue ripping off the Precious Little podcast with another edition of ‘Ask Tom’. Warning: Holes.
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It’s St Patrick’s Day in the little hamlet of Gentlemansford, and the gang celebrate like all good English people by lying about their Irish ancestry, drinking Guinness, playing the penny whistle and regaling each other with facts about St Patrick, provided by the gentry. Warning: Guinness.
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Mum! Where’s the Germolene?
Not here, you raw bummed scrubber! Off to the rubber museum with you. I have chores to do.
Also Martin forgets even more names, Tom gets angry about jazz singers, Lisa drives the desk and Andy farts the national anthem through a sieve. Warning: Warning.
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In this episode: Martin introduces the new craze of Cribbinsing, Tom fools with some knobs, Andy feels your presents and Lisa calls for world peace while roaring into a saxophone. They also make an appeal for somebody with a pub piano to assist with their “F*** the Daily Mail” campaign. Warning: Biohazard.
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