People never read podcast descriptions, so I can write whatever I like.
Here are the first two paragraphs of Pride and Prejudice:
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession
of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.
However little known the feelings or views of such a man may be on his
first entering a neighbourhood, this truth is so well fixed in the minds
of the surrounding families, that he is considered the rightful property
of some one or other of their daughters.
Chris Moyles plays with himself to that.
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